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Shameless Colbert Mercilessly Mocks Pence’s Religion, Household and Loss of life Threats

Although he’s out of workplace, late evening hosts Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert are nonetheless obsessive about making imply jokes about Mike Pence, notably if they will additionally take pot photographs at his Christian religion. 

Pouncing on tabloid stories that the previous Vice President and Second Woman at the moment are “homeless” and “sofa browsing” with mates in Indiana, the 2 late evening hosts each went out of their technique to mercilessly assault Pence, with self-professed Catholic Colbert even mocking prayer.

On CBS’s The Late Present, Colbert segued into joking about Vladimir Putin to Pence with, “Talking of corrupt regimes,” earlier than pretending to be the previous VP praying for cash, and having his spouse strip (sure, actually):

One former administration official is de facto having a little bit of a tricky time, as a result of we simply realized that Mike Pence is homeless. Oh, that may’t be fairly. ( As Pence, busking ) “Women and gents of the ‘F’ practice, it’s showtime. Hit it, mom. A-5-6-7-8: ‘Our father who artwork in Heaven, please let these folks purchase one among our sweet bars.’ Mom, work the pole.” Finish scene. 

The petty host slammed Pence for being “so dedicated to the lie that that they had overwhelmed Biden, that he made no plans in any respect on the place to dwell,” earlier than ending his nasty routine with a really disgusting “joke” in regards to the Capitol Hill rioters threatening to kill him:

COLBERT: I can consider 1000’s of fellows who need to grasp with Mike Pence. Proper, fellas? 

CAPITOL HILL RIOTERS: Cling Mike Pence! Cling Mike Pence! 

COLBERT: Shut sufficient [grinning]

About ten minutes earlier than this, Colbert performed a foolish however imply skit additionally attacking Pence’s religion. An individual with Pence’s voice exhibits up at a random home in Indiana, demanding to remain on a single sofa, alongside together with his entire household. However as quickly as he sees the house owner is a gay, he tells “mom,” to “run.”

Over on Jimmy Kimmel Dwell!, the ABC host teased Pence for supposedly couch-surfing earlier than going again to his acquainted, petty assaults:

…Does he return to radio? “Mike and mom within the morning”? [ Laughter ] Perhaps open a bakery that solely makes heterosexual wedding ceremony truffles? [ Laughter ] In the meantime, a sure Texas Senator Cruz is hoping everybody will neglect about his little coup de tete a couple of weeks again, and with the vice poodle out of city, Trump’s ass-kissing torch has been handed.  

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Learn the transcripts under:

The Late Present with Stephen Colbert

1/27/2021

STEPHEN COLBERT: Talking of corrupt regimes, one former administration official is de facto having a little bit of a tricky time, as a result of we simply realized that Mike Pence is homeless. Oh, that may’t be fairly. ( As Pence, busking ) “Women and gents of the ‘F’ practice, it’s showtime. Hit it, mom. A-5-6-7-8: ‘Our father who artwork in Heaven, please let these folks purchase one among our sweet bars.’ Mom, work the pole.” Finish scene. 

The issue is since Pence had free authorities lodging for the final 4 years, the ex-Veep does not personal a home. So when the Pences moved out of the vp’s residence, that they had nowhere to go. That is how all-in Mike Pence was together with his delusional boss. He was so dedicated to the lie that that they had overwhelmed Biden, that he made no plans in any respect on the place to dwell. That is just like the “Titanic” eliminating its lifeboats to have extra hull area to color the phrase “Unsinkable!” However they are not out on the road. The Pences are reportedly sofa browsing their approach by way of Indiana, which can be the title of the worst Seaside Boys album ever. When requested why he was doing this, Pence had a easy reply: 

MOVIE CLIP: I received nowhere else to go! 

COLBERT: He seems actually good, seems actually good. Letting a buddy crash in your sofa is not any large deal, till you contemplate that the Pences nonetheless have Secret Service safety. “Thanks a lot in your hospitality, Steve, however, sorry, earlier than you enter the kitchen, you can be cavity searched.” However discovering a spot to remain should not be that onerous. I can consider 1000’s of fellows who need to grasp with Mike Pence. Proper, fellas? 

CAPITOL HILL RIOTERS: Cling Mike Pence! Cling Mike Pence! 

COLBERT: Shut sufficient [grinning]

 

Jimmy Kimmel Dwell!

1/27/2021

JIMMY KIMMEL: It is being reported that Mike Pence, after leaving Washington, has no place to dwell. He and his spouse have been crashing with mates again dwelling in Indiana. Which has received to be awkward. ‘Pay attention, Mr. Vice President, we deeply respect and recognize your service, however would you thoughts folding up the sofa? The youngsters need to watch The Masked Singer.’ [ Laughter ] One principle is that the Pences are shifting round as a result of they have been getting dying threats from supporters of his loopy former boss. Thanks once more, Don! I’m wondering what Mike Pence goes to do subsequent? He is most likely not going to be president. Does he return to radio? “Mike and mom within the morning”? [ Laughter ] Perhaps open a bakery that solely makes heterosexual wedding ceremony truffles? [ Laughter ] In the meantime, a sure Texas Senator Cruz is hoping everybody will neglect about his little coup de tete a couple of weeks again, and with the vice poodle out of city, Trump’s ass-kissing torch has been handed.  

 

 

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